When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
Flawless police tactics
Just because you are gay, it does not give you the excuse to be rude, obnoxious, and basically be the biggest bitch possible. No, you are not “fabulous”. Have some basic manners and don’t be a cunt. I swear, these little white boys in their bedazzled tank tops with no manners make me want to throttle them. Where were your mothers growing up?
when is he releasing his mixtape
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”